How can anyone love sunbathing ?

No human being in its right mind can put up with those unbearable tanning sessions.

I cant enjoy the hideous temperatures of those "lovely summer days".

I would rather stay at home than end up fried by the sun.

I warn you, the sun is no longer safe.

Not even with sunscreen.

Besides, we have to prevent premature skin wrinkling.

My conclusion:

Rosy white skin should come into fashion again ...